Half a Million Miles an Hour

By Bobby Neal Winters

On Tuesday, January 4, 2022, the planet Earth is at perihelion--its closest point of approach--to the Sun.  The Earth, on the average, is speeding around the Sun at almost 67 thousand miles an hour.

But we don’t notice it.

Our bodies don’t sense speed, or velocity, per se. Rather our bodies experience change in velocity, what the physicists call acceleration. There is acceleration, but it is mainly a change in direction as we go in a circle around the Sun.  This acceleration is small, on the order of a degree per day. (I am leaving out the rotation of the Earth here, because it doesn’t fit my New Year theme. Deal with it.)

All this to say, the human race has been going 67 thousand miles per hour its entire existence and has never felt it.  We know it now.  A few people choose not to believe it, but it is a known thing.

Last year at this time people were happy to be done with the year 2020.  They were looking forward to 2021 as a bring of new things, but it turned out, 2021 was just a knock-off sequel like 2020, Part 2: Delta Force. 

We feel like nothing has changed.

And in a certain sense we are right.  Human beings are still chimpanzees with nuclear bombs, alcohol, and cell phones.

In another sense, we are still going through space at 67 thousand miles per hour...in a circle.

However, there are other things going on. There are other directions of movement.  The Sun--and Earth with it--are traveling around the center of the Milky Way Galaxy (Is there a Snickers Galaxy somewhere? Maybe we should take that name because of all the nuts.) at almost half a million miles per hour.  This is even more imperceptible to us because the acceleration is even smaller.  

The Sun has been moving at this speed for billions of years, irrespective of us or any living thing on the planet.

There are things that are moving us great distances that we are completely unaware of.

Think of the things you can watch on TV now that would’ve shut down the networks for showing it in the 1970s.  There are now things on television that would’ve scandalized truck drivers in those days. The change happened, and was allowed to, because it happened slowly.

We’ve been annoyed since early 2020 because a lot of changes have happened fast.  In the long run, the big changes won’t be the things that stick around. We’ve noticed them.  The things that stick around will be the small things we’ve picked up along the way.  

When a fly annoys you, you swat it very quickly.  The fly will be gone, but the stain the flyswatter leaves might very well remain.

In any case, a New Year is coming.  The number at the end changes from 1 to 2. Life goes on.

The New Year will be full of love and blessings.  Don’t let them slip past you.

Bobby Winters, a native of Harden City, Oklahoma, blogs at redneckmath.blogspot.com and okieinexile.blogspot.com. He invites you to “like'' the National Association of Lawn Mowers on Facebook. Search for him by name on YouTube. )

Counting Calories and Grapes

Counting Calories and Grapes

By Bobby Neal Winters

We are coming to the New Year and the time of resolutions.  Many of you will resolve to lose weight.  This gives me a legitimate opportunity to share.

A few weeks ago I shared that I had started a diet.  As one of my former colleagues said, “Again.”  I also shared that I didn’t have any illusions, and I don’t.

But it has been, and continues to be, a learning experience for me, and, because it is my purpose in life, I will share what I’ve learned so far.

This is the Noom program that you may have seen advertised.  It does cost money, but I found the pricing to be fair.  If I were to describe the Noom approach in one word it would be “mindfulness.” As that one word brings up images to me of sitting on the floor in lotus position in loose-fitting clothes and your palms turned upward while you are looking into the distance saying “OOOOOOOMMMMM,” let me expand on it a little.

What mindfulness is is all there in the word itself.  You are mindful of things. To unpack that a bit more, you pay attention to what you are doing.

The Noom program has made me pay attention to what I eat.  It does this by having me log into my phone everything with calories in it that goes into my mouth.  You type in what you are eating; from its database it brings up the item; you then put in how much of it you are eating; and it tells you the number of calories.  I’ve only stumped it once or twice.

I do this within a 2000-calorie a day budget.

In doing this, I’ve learned that most vegetables have hardly any calories at all.  Seriously. There are only 7 calories in a cup of spinach. You could eat 100 cups of spinach a day, but full, and starve to death in the long run.  No, actually, before you starved to death, you would die of methane poisoning--outside in the cold alone because your family would have kicked you out.

By way of contrast, butter and margarine have a ton of calories. Margarine has 34 calories per teaspoon. No, not tablespoon, but teaspoon. 

So, if you eat only raw spinach, you will be full, but you will not not live.  If you eat only margarine, you will live--and get fat--but you will not be full.

So there is a need for a balance.

I’ve heard the words “balanced diet” all of my life, but I’ve not internalized the meaning in this way until now.

In order to log the food, you must measure it.  This gets to be a pain because all of your measuring devices get dirty fast.  However, I’ve learned that a mug is just a bit over a cup, and some of our coffee cups do contain exactly a cup.

I do eat meat, but in measured amounts.  A half cup of ground beef is more than you might think and doesn’t have all that many calories compared to say, butter.  I do eat margarine and butter, but in teaspoon-sized proportions.  And I don’t seem to enjoy my toast less because of less margarine. 

Grapes are good.  They only have about three calories apiece so you can eat twenty of them, and that’s only sixty calories. By way of contrast, a raisin--an allomorph of the grape--has the same number of calories, but is less filling because it has less water in it.

Soup is also, in general, good.  Chicken noodle soup--Campbell’s as I recognize no other kind--has only 120 calories per cup. Have that--and 6 or eight crackers--and that will get you through the afternoon.

By paying attention, measuring my food, keeping track of the calories, and making sure I eat the right stuff to be full, I can make it.  I can even have a Son-of-Baconator every once in a while; but not fries at the same time.

As I read back over this, it kind of sounds like a religion.  Maybe I ought to just sit on the floor in the lotus position and say “OOOOOOMMMMM.”

But I’ve lost more than 25 pounds in less than two months, so “OOOOMMMM.”

Anyway, Happy New Year to you.  As for me, I will be counting calories and grapes for a while.

Bobby Winters, a native of Harden City, Oklahoma, blogs at redneckmath.blogspot.com and okieinexile.blogspot.com. He invites you to “like'' the National Association of Lawn Mowers on Facebook. Search for him by name on YouTube. )

 Leviathan Falls, Fascism, and Winston Churchill

By Bobby Neal Winters

I just finished Leviathan Falls, the last book of the Expanse series. There are nine books in the series, and each one has a 20-hour audiobook version.  They are long books and it is a long series. (There is also a tv series on Amazon Prime.)

It is the best science fiction can be.

It follows the model of science fiction that I like the most. It takes known science and technology and extrapolates forward.  It then creates its world around that.  Then it goes one more step.  It adds something that we--and the people of the future human civilization it has created--can’t understand.  Something that might as well be magic.  And it extrapolates what the human race will do.

Within this framework, the Expanse explores several ways the human race can govern themselves.  Spoiler Alert: They are all bad.

In the Expanse series, there are three antagonists to the human race. The first of these are the builders of the “protomolecule,” a billions of years dead race whose advanced technology the human race has stumbled upon.  Then there are the mysterious entities who destroyed the protomolecule-builders.  And, add to those, our most constant enemy: the human race itself.

In the battle of Man versus Man, it explores fascism, and it does it in an un-cartoonish way.  This was interesting to me as someone who grew up on caricatures of Nazis from WWII movies.  

Before I write another sentence, let me state I have no sympathies with the Nazis or their latter-day wanna-bes.  I’ve seen the bones of their victims among the ashes of the bodies. But as I grew up and learned more, the Nazis became more mysterious.  The Germans are a people of high culture with a great value on education.  They’ve produced philosophers, scientists, theologians, and missionaries.  How could they also produce the Nazis?

Detailing the sins that led to this would undoubtedly take an encyclopedia.  To summarize, the Germans came into a time of disorder, and in the need for order, they let the Nazis in.

The Expanse series, within the framework of science fiction--which allows us to see something at a distance--puts fascism in a light where we can see it dispassionately.  We can move it to a distance from Auschwiz and Guernica; from Hitler, Mussilini, and Franco; remove the personalities; and see its basic flaws.

The fascists in the Expanse, as individuals, are presented as good people, by which I mean they are presented as people like you and me. Their leaders are just people who want the very best for humanity--as they see it.  Those words after the n-dash are very important.  The system of fascism puts too much power in the hands of too few human beings, and you all know about human beings and how rotten they can be.

The authors of the Expanse series, who together write under the pseudonym James S. A. Corey, don’t offer any answers.  They take nine long books in a series to say what Winston Churchill said: “democracy is the worst form of government – except for all the others that have been tried.” 

We may, understandably, become impatient with democracy.  We might want more efficient solutions to whatever the problem of the day might be.  A powerful government which acts in a unified, efficient manner, whether that government is fascist, communist, monarchist, or whatever, might be appealing...for a moment.

Democracy is inefficient, but inefficiency in genocide is not a bad thing.  If I want to improve a democracy, the beginning is easy: I can improve myself.  I can read more; I can listen more; I can try to see the other fellow’s side more.

In the meantime, if you like science fiction; if you like audiobooks; and if you have 180 hours of time to listen.  I recommend the Expanse series.  They are also available in print.

Bobby Winters, a native of Harden City, Oklahoma, blogs at redneckmath.blogspot.com and okieinexile.blogspot.com. He invites you to “like'' the National Association of Lawn Mowers on Facebook. Search for him by name on YouTube. )

Creation from Chaos

 Creation from Chaos

By Bobby Neal Winters

We are in a time of disorder and chaos.  It’s not as bad as it might be, but I think I just heard a mystical voice in my head say, “Hold my beer.”  We need to lighten up just a bit.

I just remembered a joke that I’ll attribute to Isaac Asimov.  A doctor, an engineer, and a lawyer were discussing the ages of their respective professions.  The doctor said his was the oldest.

“When God removed the rib from Adam to make Eve, that was a surgical operation, so being a doctor is the oldest.”

The engineer disagreed.

“When God created the universe from Chaos,” he said.  “That was an act of engineering.”

The lawyer just shook his head and asked, “Who do you think created the chaos?”

I’m thinking of creating from chaos, not only because of the current world situation, but also because Jean and I are creating something new.  It is coming from the chaos that was left by the death of her mother.

That all sounds rather dramatic.  Chaos just means there is no order on things.  When Jean’s mother was alive, she was a big part of our lives.  We had a way of doing things and it included her in a substantial way.  With her passing, that way of doing things is over and we must come up with a new way of doing things.

She was just one person--and kind of a tiny person at that--but filled a large place in our lives.  Most of what we are doing is connected with, for lack of a better word, suff.  She--and her late husband--had some junk in a shared storage space with us.  It was in that shared storage space taking up space.

Was it good stuff? Was it bad stuff? Who the heck knew.  It was there and it was taking up space.  We didn’t know what was there; what we did know was there, we didn’t know where it was. If you don’t know you have it, and you don’t know where it is, then you  don’t really have it, do you?

While Jean’s mom was alive, there were always reasons not to change this state of affairs, but in the chaos of her passing, those reasons disappeared.  For her birthday, Jean got herself a roll-off dumpster, and we began the process of creation.

For us, that was throwing-away.

When you throw something out, you have to look at it, figure out what it is, and make a decision.  When you do this enough times so as to know what you have, you begin to create a classification scheme.  The stuff you decide to keep, you can then put in order.

In the act of putting things in order, we managed to carve out some space.  Within that space, I began to create a workshop of sorts for myself.  This is still in progress, but I’ve begun to work on projects in it already.  

One of these projects is making a desktop DC power supply from the power supply unit of an old personal computer.  Among the debris we dug through, we found some of those.  What computer power supplies do is take your wall current which is AC at 120 volts; lower its voltage; and then transform that to DC.  To make a desktop DC power supply, you just have to snip some wires and connect them to some other stuff while not electrocuting your fool self.  

I am still working on this.  I had to find another power supply unit because I shorted out the first, and it released its magic smoke.

So you take what still works from some things that are broken, and you put them together in a different order so that they work again.

This can be carried over to broader aspects of our lives.  What is working?  What needs to be kept and put to use? What needs to be thrown away?

Bobby Winters, a native of Harden City, Oklahoma, blogs at redneckmath.blogspot.com and okieinexile.blogspot.com. He invites you to “like'' the National Association of Lawn Mowers on Facebook. Search for him by name on YouTube. )